Skunk (definition): Strong Weed. Ridiculously strong. Usually
grown outdoors. It is a guaranteed f**king-up. This is the kind
of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes,
your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you
keep spilling the bongwater all over the floor. Another definition - only slightly different - is found on this link.
THE
SKUNK CASH MACHINE
The
future to pot, Government’s bought,
Hundreds
of jobs, excitement has caught.
Plants
plan to proceed, now guaranteed:
Twelve
tonnes to process has been agreed.
Industry,
Innovation, Tourism, Culture,
Joints
Cannabis Growth, supply to ensure:
All
sectors to gain in effort to seed,
Farmers
and bakers and tokers of weed.
Future
is bright when viewed from a High,
The
Provincial problems no more stultify.
Disfunction
and debt disappear in a haze -
Hallucinations! With eyeballs ablaze.
The
effect on society, pot to bestow? -
Paranoia,
schizophrenia, blood pressure low:
“Adverse
effects,” with addiction and crime,
Social
and medic costs certain to climb.
Medical
benefits tooted are moot,
Focus
on taxes and jobs union suit.
Markets
in rush, a bonanza foreseen;
Few
to condemn this skunk cash machine.
John
Tuach
December
15, 2017